
Look at my pile of gold. I feel like a pirate.
Also – Millard Fillmore? Seriously?
To get your very own pile of loot, go and pay your Richardson Street Parking Garage ticket with a Jackson (a twenty – notice how it’s not a “Fillmore”).

Not that I particularly endorse skipping class, but there are days when it is just necessary.
Sometimes, I just find it hard to keep track of all of the days when I’ve felt it’s necessary to skip. Which is why I now have this.
Dry-erase and magnet heaven.

Conditions are prime for an all-nighter:
- Major assignment (comprises at least 10% of y0ur grade) due in the next 36 hours (in this case, an 8-9 page paper)
- Minimal preparatory evaluation/work in place to aid completion of assignment
- Discovery of a new social networking/media site
- Uncompromising belief that yes, I CAN finish this assignment and do a good job
- Coffee-maker in the apartment with mediocre but potent grounds

We’re back. Tell a friend.
I hope you all have been well. Italy was quite wonderful, but I’m not unhappy to be back. Let’s get right down to it.
Cheers to seeing things for the first time a second and third time. I was driving back onto Furman’s campus the other day, from a koolaid and protein [...]

So, admittedly, I’m not the biggest fan of Drake. Granted, I’ve only listened to “Best I Ever Had,” and the lyrics to that song are so dumb, they’re almost as bad as the video for that song.
HOWEVER! [Read on!]

There were two major holidays this past weekend: Chinese New Year and Valentine’s Day.
Due to time and planning constraints, I was only able to pick one to celebrate. Which one was it? Well, if you can read logical functions and inequalities, you already know. But let’s pretend you don’t, and instead look at this awesome chart.

In today’s issue of The Paladin, there’s a story on Furman’s new social networking site, Furman-Engage Community.
Now, I’m not saying that this is a bad idea, but it totally is. And here’s why.

I just found this out via text message via Twitter via the internet via YOUR MOM.
Drake (no, not that Drake) is going to be performing at Furman on April 22.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL.