Folks, I have some great news for you.
It is officially Spring.
What? It’s only January and the first official day of Spring isn’t until March 20th?
Yeah. Don’t give me none of that Gregorian calendar/Vernal Equinox bullshit.
At Furman, we don’t need nobody else’s rules.
It’s definitely Spring. How do I know this?
Because groundskeeping and landscaping has started up [...]
Shitty pun aside, here’s a gem gleaned from the hallowed halls of the FirstClass Classifieds forum:
To whom it may concern,
I pay (well, my father pays) forty thousand dollars a year for me to attend this school, before costs of food (you can’t expect me to eat at the Dining Hall), books (paying to read?), and [...]